Movie
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
by Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson and 54 others
When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travels to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.
(37 total)
Characters
Tagged: Clit
Tagged: Restraining Order
“Whillenholly: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] They've got a monkey in there? Sheriff: An ape. Whillenholly: What? Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”
— Kevin Smith, Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?”
— Kevin Smith, Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob] Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape. Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm abou…”
— Kevin Smith, Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Will Ferrell, imdb.com