“[Beavis and Butt-head are pitching a show idea to Mr. Van Driessen]
Mr. Van Driessen: Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept. I'm going to close my eyes, and I want you to wow me.
Butt-head: ...Uh, is that allowed on school property?”
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