“Every anti-millenial article gives me so much life.

‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas.

‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of consumerism into housing the homeless and building community centers.

‘Millenials don’t know what fabric softener is!’ Maybe we just have better priorities than all you rich assholes that don’t know how to market useless stuff to us because we care more about building a better world than mindlessly buying?”