“The worst sound in the world is a man giving their opinion on a woman’s appearance.”— chessys, chessys.tumblr.com
“you know those moods where you just wanna cut everything and everyone off 'n just fall asleep for like two weeks.”— bpdlils, bpdlils.tumblr.com
“'Money can’t buy happiness' is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week.”— literalnobody., literalnobody.tumblr.com
“she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!”— plantwitch, plantwitch.tumblr.com
“this next song is called ‘i know my feelings are important but ive been abused my entire life and dont know how to express them without dismissing them’. i hope you like it. *screams*”— bpdcosmos, bpdcosmos.tumblr.com
“Depression and Anxiety is like radiation. There’s always a little bit of it in the background but not enough to kill you. Then once in a while you get a free trip to Chernobyl.”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
“someone: *says hi to me* me: it’s obvious that they hate me and are actually making fun of me and want me dead”— @hellishbpd, hellishbpd.tumblr.com
“Teacher: Ok you will be working with partners for this activity. Me: *panics* Kid: Can we pick our own groups? Teacher: No. Me: *long internal sigh of relief*”— tsunderetrashheap, tsunderetrashheap.tumblr.com
“*parasitic capitalists jack up the prices of essentials in the aftermath of a disaster* Media: unfortunate but what are you gonna do *people steal those overpriced essentials because they cannot afford to pay the extortionate prices being asked* Media: what the fuck do these criminals think they’re…”— electoralcollege, electoralcollege.tumblr.com
“'Millenials Are Killing Headline Editors' 'No, you fools this isn’t just another clickbait article! They’re literally killing us! They’ve already stormed the gates and they’re out for blood and vengeance! We’re trapped in the bullpen and this is the only way we could get a message out!! I think I ca…”— flavoracle, flavoracle.tumblr.com
“harry potter modern au: How Millenials Are Killing The Dark Lord.”— accio-shitpost, accio-shitpost.tumblr.com
“If you think about it, all these thinkpieces about how Millenials are ‘killing’ various industries reveal a pretty colossal sense of entitlement. Under normal circumstances, if a given industry finds itself unable to sell products to a given market demographic, we’d say it’s that industry’s fault fo…”— David J Prokopetz, prokopetz.tumblr.com
“Every anti-millenial article gives me so much life. ‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas. ‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of…”— kropotkhristian, kropotkhristian.tumblr.com
“Instead of reading ‘Millenials are killing ____ industry!’ as us being stupid, I read them as ‘Millenials are seeing through our bullshit consumerism!”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
“At this point every time I see an article saying ‘Millenials are killing ___’ my brain automatically replaces it with ‘Millenials can’t afford to go to ___.”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
“Millenials should band together to kill standardized testing next.”— steampunkforever, steampunkforever.tumblr.com
“Where’s my article about how millenials are killing the belt industry bc maybe out of like 20 people i know 3 of them wear belts the others either just let it sag like nature intended or wrap a shoelace around their waist.”— princeofmints, princeofmints.tumblr.com
“Worker: This customer yelled at me because we didnt sell dresses with 8 colors Boss: Just remember the customer is always right Worker: We're getting less and less customers since our industry hasn't adapted with the times Boss: I can't believe millenials are killing our industry”— princeofmints, princeofmints.tumblr.com
“Millenials are KILLING the ANAL SEX industry by putting AVOCADOS up their ASS.”— Anonymous, m86.tumblr.com