“I was doing a show, and my father was so sweet. He was like, 'Oh, baby, I’m going to come see you live.' And he’d show up and I’d be dancing to Judas Priest in a thong on a stage, and he’d have a freaking heart attack. And I’m like, 'But, Daddy, it’s art! It’s performance art! It’s the performance art of the future!'”
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