“Lt. Dish: Hawkeye, I'm trying to be faithful. How many times must I tell you I'm engaged?
Hawkeye Pierce: I'm engaged, too, think of me as a dress rehearsal.
Lt. Dish: A girl can only take so much.
Hawkeye Pierce: Are we anywhere near that part yet?”
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