“Fred Flintstone: Hi there young fella, what's your name?
Alvin: Alvin.
Fred Flintstone: Alvin what?
Alvin: Alvin... thank you.
Fred Flintstone: No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy?
Alvin: She don't call him anything, she likes him!
Fred Flintstone: [getting irritated] Well, what does the name say on your mailbox?
Alvin: U.S. Mail.
Fred Flintstone: Say, isn't your father A.A. Carborundum?
Alvin: Yeah, so what?
Fred Flintstone: Well, do you know who I am?
Alvin: You mean you don't know that, either?
Fred Flintstone: Smart aleck kid.”
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