Issa: I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with.

Molly: I mean, well you’re still 29, you have one more year.

Issa: Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore.

Molly: What are you saying?

Issa: I’m breaking up with him tonight!

Molly: Bitch, no you not.

Issa: You right, I’m not.

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