Otis Milburn: I can imagine it's hard when you're comparing your lack of experience to someone's sexual history.

Pro-lifer: What? No, I have experience.

Otis Milburn: You do?

Pro-lifer: Yeah. Hand jobs, fingering, oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff.

Otis Milburn: That's... extensive.

Pro-lifer: Yeah, but no sex. That's sacred, between a man and a woman on their wedding night.

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