Titus Andromedon: Kimbecile, what do I always say?

Kimmy Schmidt: Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons.

Titus Andromedon: Not that.

Kimmy Schmidt: Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?

Titus Andromedon: Nor that.

Kimmy Schmidt: John Cusack got fat but I still would?

Titus Andromedon: No, get the digits! The digits! Oh, look at us, both having man problems.

Kimmy Schmidt: Is that why you've been shouting so much in the bathroom?

Titus Andromedon: No, that's because of cheese.

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