“J.D.: A baby-moon is a vacation that couples take just before your baby comes out of your special area. And the resort I found is amazing; they have horseback riding, and jet-skiing... Elliot: Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't…”Tagged: Baby, Babymoon, Horseback Riding, Pregnancy, Marriage
“I know I'm always talking about getting out of this town, but if I don't get out of here, I think City Councilman is something I could do.”Tagged: Town, out of here, city council, Office
“It's like if Picasso quit making music and just started fucking little dudes every day.”Tagged: Picasso, Music, Sex, Simile Examples
“That's how cool he is. He's not afraid to piss off of a stranger's roof. That's balling.”Tagged: cool, Afraid, Pee, Stranger, Balling
“Titus Andromedon: Kimbecile, what do I always say? Kimmy Schmidt: Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons. Titus Andromedon: Not that. Kimmy Schmidt: Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants? Titus Andromedon: Nor that. Kimmy Schmidt: John Cusack got fat but I still would? Titus Andromedon:…”Tagged: Man Problems, John Cusack, Digits, Aladdin, Harem Pants
“Does that woman really think i'm my own twin brother? of course she does. she's hooked up with both of us.”Tagged: Twin Brother, doppelganger
“Jacqueline White: Titus, I'm going to give it to you straight. Titus Andromedon: Gross!”Tagged: straight, Gross, heterophobia