"Ted: [bragging] I even got cheered for cutting a ribbon at a..." — Lorenzo Music

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Ted: [bragging] I even got cheered for cutting a ribbon at a supermarket!
Murray: That's because they didn't think you could do it.

— Lorenzo Music, Ted Baxter, and Ted Knight

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