“Sam Fox: It really disgusts me how you will sometimes say anything to avoid responsibility for your mistakes. You had a party and you wrecked the house! You're not the first kid to do that. It's not the end of the world.
Max: Then why are you acting like it is?
Sam Fox: Because you make me get this mad before you even look up from your phone!”
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