“And that voting for Trump is a way of saying ‘fuck it. Fuck them all’. I really get it. It’s a version of national Suicide. Or it’s like a big hit off of a crack pipe. Somehow we can’t help it. Or we know that if we vote for Trump our phones will be a reliable source of dopamine for the next four…”Tagged: Election 2016 Jokes, national suicide, Trump, Donald Trump, Louis C.K.
“When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.”Tagged: Feelings, Feelings aren't facts, Pain
“It’s not your life, it’s life. Life is bigger than you. Life isn’t something that you possess, it’s something that you take part in and you witness.”Tagged: Life, Living, life advice
“Max: You're my mom. I want you to know if I have sex or if I wanna get high. Sam Fox: Ahhh. No. Hide things from me. Please.”Tagged: Parents, Getting High, Hide Things
“Sam Fox: Have I shut down, down there? Am I a man yet? Please tell me I'm close to being a man. No more periods. Dr. Okoye: I hate to tell you, but you have the reproductive system of a sixteen-year-old. Sam Fox: Oh, my god. Dr. Okoye: Yeah. Your tubes are ripe and working.”Tagged: periods, menstruation, Menopause, Reproductive System
“Sam Fox: It really disgusts me how you will sometimes say anything to avoid responsibility for your mistakes. You had a party and you wrecked the house! You're not the first kid to do that. It's not the end of the world. Max: Then why are you acting like it is? Sam Fox: Because you make me get this…”Tagged: Responsibility, Mistakes, End of the World
“My mother is just insane. She makes people feel weird. It's like her hobby.”Tagged: mother, insane, Weird, Hobby
“My mother is just insane. She makes people feel weird. It's like her hobby.”Tagged: mother, insane, Weird
“Sunny: Are you having dirty with Mel Trueblood? Oh my god, I love your life. Sam: You love what you pretend my life is.”Tagged: dirty, pretending
“I’m bored is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless. It goes on forever, inwardly. Do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say I’m bored.”Tagged: Bored, Boring, Boredom, Words, Speak
“When I feel bad, I drink, and I don't feel bad anymore. And when I feel good, I drink, and I feel better.”Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholic
“For me, money is like oxygen. You breathe it in and out. You don’t hold your breath. What are you going to do then? You just have to let it go.”Tagged: Money, Oxygen