“An ex friend of mine wrote a passive aggressive FB note (back when Notes were the thing) about how I never hang out with her anymore and then dare to ask her to buy a $99 bridesmaids dress so she can be in my wedding.

And then tagged me in it. (I was severely depressed around this time as well as very heavily medicated and trying to pass my classes so I could get a degree in Math.)

She tried to point out my insufficiencies as a friend but ended up showing the world her true colors. It was great.”