“I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but the bastards learned how to swim.”

“Dennis: This guys is unbelievable, He wrote the fucking book on bullshit. Tilly: At least…”

“Cooler: She is, like, my idea of the perfect wife. We would be so happy together for,…”

“[speaking to the group] I came to Venice by accident. No, let me rephrase that. I came to…”