“Cooler: She is, like, my idea of the perfect wife. We would be so happy together for, like, 15 years.
Chip: Wait, I'm sorry. Even your idea of the perfect fantasy wife ends in divorce?
Cooler: Yeah. Yeah, for sure, but it would be amicable.”
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