“You're gonna love the park buddy. It's a great place to meet chicks. Or dudes. Or both. Oh we love you no matter what!”
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“It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.”
“Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.”
“You have to let me dance my own battles!”
“Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”