“Sharon: This morning, I found you on your couch, sucking down your sippy cups of wine.
June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine.”
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“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical…”
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
“If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.”
“The only person you ever cared about is yourself.”