“Kyle: Whoa, Cartman. Talk about wide load.
Cartman: Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely.
Kyle: You're not filling out nicely, you're fatter than ever!
Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape!
Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat boy, that when you walk down the street, people go 'God damn it, that's a big fat ass!'
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!
Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass!
Cartman: Hey!!”
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