“MOM: *drops small piece of cake on floor*
MOM: Oh no.
ME: I'll eat it.
MOM: MAUREEN THE FLOOR IS CONTAMINATED RULE OF NURSING THE FLOOR IS CONTAMINATED,
ME: *grabs cake*
MOM: *lunges, pins arm to table*
ME: *gets hand to mouth*
MOM: MAUREEN IT IS CONTAMINATED
ME: I die.”
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