“A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!”— Justin Nowell, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com
“MOM: *drops small piece of cake on floor* MOM: Oh no. ME: I'll eat it. MOM: MAUREEN THE FLOOR IS CONTAMINATED RULE OF NURSING THE FLOOR IS CONTAMINATED, ME: *grabs cake* MOM: *lunges, pins arm to table* ME: *gets hand to mouth* MOM: MAUREEN IT IS CONTAMINATED ME: I die.”— Maureen Johnson, twitter.com