“We can do this, but we must remain emotionless. I'm talking 'Kristen Stewart on a red…”

“Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of…”

“I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.”

“Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat'…”