“Scot: Boys shave their faces.

Eric McNally: Yeah.

Scot: Do they ever shave anyplace else?

Eric McNally: Such as?

Scot: The leg-ular region?

Eric McNally: The legu - Ow. No. No, Scot. No. Athletes. Only athletes.

Scot: You were an athlete.

Eric McNally: Yeah, which is why I can say don't do it. It grows back. Very painfully. You would not believe how much it itches. It's not funny.”