Quotes tagged ‘shaving’

“There’s no need to apply lots of pressure to the blade, as you’ll only shear off extra cells or trim some hairs slightly below the surface of the skin. Lighten your grip, and let the blade glide over top your pre-shave layer and the shave cream. You shouldn’t require multiple passes, either.”

— Adam Hurly, gq.com

“Scot: Boys shave their faces. Eric McNally: Yeah. Scot: Do they ever shave anyplace else? Eric McNally: Such as? Scot: The leg-ular region? Eric McNally: The legu - Ow. No. No, Scot. No. Athletes. Only athletes. Scot: You were an athlete. Eric McNally: Yeah, which is why I can say don't do it. It gr…”

— Michael Downing, Sean Reycraft, Eric McNally, Tom Cavanagh, imdb.com

“Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back! Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

— Steve Oedekerk, Evan Baxter, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Commercials have seriously lied to you about how easy shaving is.”

— Jame Jackson, buzzfeed.com

“Oh, you ought to spare your face the razor. Because no one’s gonna spare their time for you.”

— Vampire Weekend, open.spotify.com

“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“Men are known to be slobs, so when they suddenly clean up their act, you can guess something’s afoot. Showering, shaving, changing into something more fitting, are all clues that tell you what’s coming. Even men who are generally well-groomed will make that extra effort, making it obvious!”

— Fabida Abdulla, newlovetimes.com

“Do you prefer if I shave, trim, or let it grow down there?”

— Rebecca Mercy, vixendaily.com

“If you’re going to get naked, rocking a hair-free bod feels pretty good.”

— Beth England, beautyheaven.com.au

“I personally don’t feel good unless I’ve removed the hair from my legs and underarms, and *ahem* tidied up 'down there.' Knowing that your legs feel smooth and touchable will really help you to relax as you won’t flinch each time your partner touches you.”

— Natalie Roberts, bodyrock.tv

“If you’re behind on your, er, landscaping, you definitely haven’t gotten any action in awhile.”

— Charli Penn, essence.com

“They don't take care of their hygiene. Be aware of your overall health and hygiene. If you know you're going on a hot date with your honey, shower, shave and lotion yourself up with your favorite body lotion. Be aware of any infections and take good care of your health.”

— Julie Orlov, yourtango.com

“Make him want to touch you! A smooth leg is an invitation to stroke, kiss and basically get intimate with you, so get the wax, razors and silky mitts out ladies and give him something gorgeous to feel.”

— Scarlett Robinson, youqueen.com

“Using a razor in a warm and moist environment like a shower creates the perfect environment for bacteria to grow. If you happen to nick yourself, it opens up the door for infection. To reduce the risk of nicks and cuts, use a natural shaving lotion with no chemicals or fragrances and use a new blade…”

— Susan Patterson, thealternativedaily.com

“Removing pubic hair is a personal preference. It is recommended to always keep your pubic hair short and not remove it completely as the hair protects bacteria from entering the genitals.”

— Pavitra Sampath, thehealthsite.com

“Shaving each other can make you see your favorite body parts of your partner in a whole new light and even give you a deeper appreciation of each other. Shaving requires a lot of trust and you must also be comfortable enough with each other, especially if you are going to snip off those growing hair…”

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com

“No more leg shaving!”

— Bethany Casey, readunwritten.com

“That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!”

— Anna Breslaw, cosmopolitan.com