“Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.”
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“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”
“Got an issue? Here's a tissue.”
“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
“Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.”