Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!
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Michael McCullers
Michael McCullers (born 1971) is an American comedy film screenwriter. 2Early life A native of Indian Springs Village, Alabama, McCullers attended Indian Springs School, a private high school just south of Birmingham, Alabama. 2Career McCullers started his career as writer on Saturday Night Live. He later co-wrote the scripts for Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember, two films of the Austin Powers film series starring Mike Myers, which became his most acclaimed works. He later wrote and directed the 2008 comedy Baby Mama starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. McCullers later went to write the 2017 film The Boss Baby for DreamWorks Animation. He had recently finished the scripts of Hotel Transylvania 3 for Sony Pictures Animation along Genndy Tartakovsky with a release date in 2018 and Shrek 5 for DreamWorks Animation. 3Future projects McCullers in currently working in the script for the animated adaptation of Frogkisser!. 2Personal life McCullers lives in Los Angeles with his wife and four childre
Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.
Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.
Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].
First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?
Austin Powers: Who does number two work for? Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.
[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.
Got an issue? Here's a tissue.
I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.
Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.
Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.
You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.
Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar. Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.
[looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!
Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini? Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.
Do you find me sexy? Ohhhh, look at my tit-ays.
Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself? Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a…