“Mike: How long have you been believing in curses?
Archie: How long have you been living here?”
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“Mike: We're all family here. Archie: Don't remind me!”
“Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind. Archie: It must have felt right at home there.”
“God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God.”
“Why don't you go back to bartender's school and take a course in 'shut up'?”