“Archie: You're colored. Mike: Gee Arch, we didn't think you'd notice. Archie: You didn't sound colored on the phone. Mr. Byrd: I used the white telephone.”Tagged: Colored People, talking black
“Ruth Rempley: We were drowning. Swinging saved us! Edith: I think I would rather have drowned.”Tagged: Swinging, Drowning
“Gloria: Michael, that's our money. We each contribute in our own way. Archie: That's right. You contribute deposits, he contributes withdrawals.”Tagged: Money, deposits, withdrawals, Insults To Lawyers
“Why don't you go back to bartender's school and take a course in 'shut up'?”Tagged: insults, shut up
“Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind. Archie: It must have felt right at home there.”Tagged: insults, Vapid
“Mike: How long have you been believing in curses? Archie: How long have you been living here?”Tagged: Curses, insults