Jay: So let's have a butt.

Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Ernie 'Ice': They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles. [Jay and Ice laugh]

Jay: You got any cash, Hollywood?

Max: No.

Ernie 'Ice': Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?

Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose. [Jay laughs but stops as Ice offensively glares at him]

Jay: Whoa. Check out the new cross-trainers.

Ernie 'Ice': [looks at Max's sneakers] Cool. [turns to Max] Let me try them on. [Max tries to leave, Jay stops him and smiles]

Jay: Later, dude!

Ernie 'Ice': See you, Hollywood! [Jay and Ernie laughing]

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