Quotes tagged ‘Cigarettes’

“Every cigarette still thrills me. The zing, the smell, the trail of vapor beside me, as if I am a tiny airplane. And I am a tiny airplane, going off on a brief trip to bliss.”

— Susanna Kaysen, nplusonemag.com

“Grandpa: What the... what the hell is this? John: That's lite beer. Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam? John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholesterol's a little too high. Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thur…”

— Mark Steven Johnson, Grandpa Gustafson, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com

“Shaun: Well maybe one should do the other, and then do themselves. Liz: Oh maybe you should do me, I’ll only muck it up if I have to do myself. [Shaun mimes shooting Liz and then himself, to see how it feels] Shaun: You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlf…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“Just when you think it can't get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.”

— Phyllis Nagy, Carol Aird, Cate Blanchett, imdb.com

“Sylvia: Why don't you smoke? Sal: I don't want the cancer.”

— Frank Pierson, Salvatore "Sal" Naturale, John Cazale, imdb.com

“I hardly ever smoked a cigarette. I bought these thin cheroots because you didn't have to inhale. I would puff on them, but I eventually gave them up because I was burning holes in my sweaters. People read into the fact that I called the character Mary Jane, but honestly, I had no idea it was a nick…”

— Stan Lee, playboy.com

“Where's my goddamn cigarette? What's wrong with this picture!”

— James Cameron, Dr. Grace Augustine, Sigourney Weaver, imdb.com

“Char Man: Want a cigarette? Adam: No, thank you. Char Man: I'm trying to cut down myself.”

— Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, Warren Skaaren, Adam Maitland, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Jay: So let's have a butt. Max: No thanks, I don't smoke. Ernie 'Ice': They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles. [Jay and Ice laugh] Jay: You got any cash, Hollywood? Max: No. Ernie 'Ice': Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon? M…”

— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Ernie / 'Ice', Larry Bagby, imdb.com

“Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes.”

— Chris Carter, Anne Simon, Margaret Fearon, Cigarette Smoking Man, William B. Davis, imdb.com

“Mad Sweeney: Your heart's not beating for this life anymore, dead wife. This life is done. Laura: Only felt my heart beat one time since I died. When I kissed Shadow. Mad Sweeney: That doesn't obligate him to feel shit. You're so worried about being alive, but to him you're already dead. Wait, you k…”

— Maria Melnik, Laura Moon, Emily Browning, imdb.com

“Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes. Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam. Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman! Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang? Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned,…”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“I never had a real house to grow up in. You know, home. I never belonged anywhere. And all my life, I was looking for that thing, you know. Thinking that it was out there somewhere. That all I had to do was find it. But I think, maybe, that home was us. It was you and me, together in that stupid car…”

— Veena Sud, Sarah Linden, Mireille Enos, imdb.com

“I don't drink anymore. That was always my biggest problem. I never did cocaine or any of those things. Alcohol was always my enemy, for as far back as I can remember. When I quit drinking and quit smoking cigarettes, a lot of my problems went away.”

— Willie Nelson, theboot.com

“I had gotten up to two, maybe three, packs (of cigarettes) a day. And my lungs were bothering me and I'd had pneumonia two or three times. And I was also smoking pot, and I decided, well, one of them's got to go. And so I took a pack of Chesterfields and took all the Chesterfields out, rolled up 20…”

— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org

“In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell for all eternity…it didn’t take long for me to start thinking that sounded all wrong….I didn’t cotton to the idea that your religion should be flaunted to other people. Your religion is for you, and…”

— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org

“You know when a cigarette is best? After sex with me.”

— Breen Frazier, Jack Fahey, Patrick Fischler, imdb.com

“Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Everyone smokes. You're only a rebel if you don't.”

— Krista Vernoff, Kyle, C.J. Berdahl, imdb.com

“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

— Benny Hill, books.google.com