Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption?

Bus Driver: I call it a bus.

Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose?

Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most...[cracks his knuckle] Forbidden desires.

Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.

Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think there's gonna be a problem.

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