“Beavis: [sings] Don't wanna fall in mud!
Butt-head: [sings] All I wanna do is sell my blood!
Beavis: What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood?
Butt-head: Just be cool, dude! Don't take their first offer!”
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