“Dr. Floss: [holds up a merely a random pattern] What do you see in this picture?
Butt-head: It's this dude, and he's like 'auditioning his finger puppets.' Huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's 'shining his helmet.'
Dr. Floss: I see. And what do you see here? [holds up another picture of random shapes]
Butt-head: Whoa…He's really corralling the tadpole.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's really peelin' some chilis.
Dr. Floss: I see. What about this one? [holds up another picture of no particular shape]
Butt-head: Woah… Leave a little for next time, dude!
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's really, like, having a tug-of-war with Cyclops!
Dr. Floss: I see.”
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