“Mr. Stevenson: Are your milkshakes made with real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?
Beavis: Yeah.
Mr. Stevenson: What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix? Or yeah, you use the real stuff?
Beavis: Yeah.
Mr. Stevenson: [sighs] Let me talk to the manager.
Beavis: Yeah.”
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