Quotes tagged ‘Stupid’

“What is it about love that makes us so stupid?”

— Audrey Wells, Frances, Diane Lane, imdb.com

“Clare: You've dragged me down to your level, your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me. I was a scholar when I met you Erin, a scholar! Erin: You were three!”

— Lisa McGee, Clare Devlin, Nicola Coughlan, imdb.com

“Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you? Cosmo: Nope, we're two halves of a whole idiot.”

— Butch Hartman, Cosmo, Daran Norris, imdb.com

“Motormouth Maybelle: Well, love is a gift. Lotta people don't remember that. So you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a never-ending parade of stupid. Penny: So you met my mom?”

— Leslie Dixon, John Waters, Penny Pingleton, Amanda Bynes, imdb.com

“I'm not as dumb as I am.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

“'Cause I've met some people, ok? Real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.”

— Tony Roche, Sean Gray, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“NASA stands for 'Not Anymore Stupid Assholes!'”

— Armando Iannucci, Herman Judd, Josh Gad, imdb.com

“And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine.”

— Noah Baumbach, Nicole Barber, Scarlett Johansson, imdb.com

“We are both total idiots today.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“I'm so stupidly happy.”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Maya, Nathalie Emmanuel, imdb.com

“The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV knob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I’m stupid? Armpit: No, ma’am. I wasn’t try…”

— Louis Sachar, Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir", Jon Voight, imdb.com

“I’m not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don’t like answering stupid questions.”

— Louis Sachar, Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Khleo Thomas, imdb.com

“Nefretiri: You will be king of Egypt, and I will be your footstool! Moses: The man stupid enough to use you as a footstool would not be wise enough to rule Egypt.”

— Æneas MacKenzie, Jesse Lasky Jr., Jack Gariss, Fredric M. Frank, Nefretiri, Anne Baxter, imdb.com

“Nothing more dangerous than a stupid kid with a gun.”

— Njeri Brown, Nick Prager, Brandon Scott, imdb.com

“You stupid bloody eejit!”

— Lisa McGee, Granda Joe, Ian McElhinney, imdb.com

“Maybe I would have been nicer to the townspeople had they not been so fat and stupid.”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.com

“You see, I think people give me credit for having this intelligence that...I think I have a lot of emotional intelligence. There are certain things I know a lot about, and there are areas where I am staggeringly stupid.”

— Conan O'Brien, amazon.com

“Cedric: Do you make an effort to be stupid, or does it come naturally? Edward: Are those the only two choices?”

— Paul Simpkin, Gary Sinyor, Cedric, Robert Portal, imdb.com

“Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.”

— Anonymous, laughfactory.com

“Christopher Robin: Hello Pooh. Winnie The Pooh: Hello, Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin: I'm sorry, Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should never had shouted at you. Winnie The Pooh: Well I am a bear of very little brain. Christopher Robin: No Pooh. You are, I think, a bear of very big heart.”

— Tom McCarthy, Alex Ross Perry, Allison Schroeder, Greg Brooker, Mark Steven Johnson, Christopher Robin, Ewan McGregor, imdb.com