“Mr. Van Driessen: Today, we're going to explore the world of haiku.
Butt-head: We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool! Huh huh.
Mr. Van Driessen: No, Butt-head. Not ‘high, cool,’ but the ancient, Japanese, spare, haunting poetry called ‘haiku.’”
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