“[finishing a movie review] ... and that is why Goldie Hawn should be shot!”

“Margo: Debutante balls are outdated, elitist, and sexist. You said so yourself in your…”

“Jay Sherman: [answering the phone] Hello? Eleanor Sherman: Jay, this is your mother. Your…”

“Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants. Grampa: Too late.”