“I just smoked a victory blunt for no reason, and now I'm, like, upsettingly high.”

“She's like that guy from Game of Thrones. Like, who's that, like the bald guy that has no…”

“The guy said, 'help me help you.' Did you hear that? That is some straight-up teacher…”

“I lie about all kinds of little stuff like that I understood Inception.”