“Today at work I asked a writers assistant for 3 Advil and some water, and immediately Matt Warburton chimed in asking for 3 Cialis and whiskey.”
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“Wouldn’t be mad If you equally distributed my freshman 15 between my boobs and my ass.”
“You think I’m some Jennifer Coolidge character?”
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“Have you seen Devi when she gets upset? She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.”