“I’ve never stayed at a bed and breakfast, because I don’t think I would, ’cause I figure, you stay at a bed and breakfast, by the end of the day, you start to get hungry.

"Is that all you got around here? You need to direct me to a Chair, Lunch, Dinner."

I’m going to open a chain of Chair, Lunch, Dinners and put them right across the street from bed and breakfasts.

"Come over, about…one. But you have to leave at eleven. 'Cause you ain’t sleeping in the fucking chair."”