“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.”
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“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”
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“Wow, um... I don't know if I can forgive you. But I guess we'll find out right after this…”