“When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.”
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“Don't talk to me about the greater good, sunshine. I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel.”
“You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.”
“I do not endorse everyday sexism.”
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