“Felix: Okay here's something. One plane ticket to Beijing.
Oscar: Oh right, this one wanted to see China when we have a perfectly good Chinatown right here in New York.
Gabby: Oh I'm sorry, this one wanted to expand her horizons. You won't even go to Chinatown.
Oscar: They deliver.”
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