Felix: Okay here's something. One plane ticket to Beijing. Oscar: Oh right, this one wanted to see China when we have a perfectly good Chinatown right here in New York. Gabby: Oh I'm sorry, this one wanted to expand her horizons. You won't even go to Chinatown. Oscar: They deliver.
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Thomas Lennon
Thomas Patrick Lennon (born August 9, 1970) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, producer and director best known as a cast member on MTV's The State, for his role as Lieutenant Jim Dangle on the Comedy Central series Reno 911! and as Felix Unger on the CBS series The Odd Couple. He is the writing partner of Robert Ben Garant. 2Early life Lennon was born in Oak Park, Illinois. Of Irish descent, he is the son of Kathleen (McSheehy) and Timothy Lennon. Lennon graduated from Oak Park and River Forest High School in 1988. At age 16, he met friend and future co-worker Kerri Kenney at Theatre Camp at Northwestern University. The two later attended NYU, where they joined a comedy troupe called The New Group. 2Career 3Acting and performing While a member of The New Group, the comedy troupe changed its name to The State. As they performed their material at theaters and clubs in New York City, they worked on the MTV show You Wrote It, You Watch I
Felix: Well today I take a stand for every boy that was limber and laughed at. Emily: Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that? Felix: It's just the way my body rests.
Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug. Felix: Okay, except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on The Waltons.
Felix: You just wanted to beat me so you could feel superior. Well guess what sir, you have poked the dragon! And you would know what that means if you'd watched even one Game of Thrones with me. Oscar: I don't need to watch the show to know that it's bad to poke the dragon.
Murph, lift with your legs or you could literally burst your balls.
Felix: What else did I do? Was I also brushing my teeth for hours because the battery was totally run down? Oscar: Yes, yes you were.
Felix: I was trying to be a good friend. Oscar: If you were a good friend you would have been honest with me. Felix: Fine, Paolo was a 28-year-old Brazilian gymnast with family money. Oscar: Not that honest.