“Zelda: I wanted to discuss this rationally but you’re making it hard.
Mr. Rothwell: Hey, she failed the test — what do you want me to do about it?
Zelda: But the circumstances were unfair!
Mr. Rothwell: Look, if it makes you feel better, you can blame this on me. But I think we both know these problems start at home.
Zelda: What problems?
Mr. Rothwell: Hey, if the kid can’t master the quadratic equation, that says to me: dysfunctional family.”
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