“Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!
Sabrina: Man, that was close!
Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?
Sabrina: Kirby?
Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...”
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