Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!

Sabrina: Man, that was close!

Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?

Sabrina: Kirby?

Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...

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