“You never forget where you were when you learned the swimsuit models are wearing bras they airbrush out of the pictures.

They DON'T have magic boobs that don't sag or look squished flat. They're wearing bras.

Your breasts are great! It is the SWIMSUIT that makes them look weird. If you could wear an invisible push-up bra under your swimsuit...

And the STRAPLESS swimsuits? Bra central.

The one-piece suits that mash you down when you wear them in the wild? They look great if you have a big old bra on.

Teach your children well. I would have appreciated this information when I was 14.”