“Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a two second rebound rate, and then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.”
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“Monogamy is a disease created by straight people to make us less interesting.”
“Don’t get sucked into one guy’s orbit.”
“You are a prize to be won, okay?”
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