“I've decided relationships aren't for me. I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.”— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com
“No, why would you call me man? Pumpkin, maybe, Peaches, Babe?”— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“The couple had weathered allegations of infidelity, and Larry King originally filed for divorce in 2010 before retracting the paperwork.”— Michele Corriston, people.com
“Love is posting your private text messages with your significant other on Pinterest.”— Cody Ko, youtube.com
“Much like washing your hair, you don't need to have sex as often as you think.”— Sophia Benoit, gq.com
“I like to imagine that this person is truly invested in thinking through the ways humans and technology interact. That they’ve read Audre Lorde, believe a relationship is sharing deeply any pursuit with another person, and have purposefully created a boundary between their Instagram persona and thei…”— Emma Bracy, manrepeller.com
“You can’t expect your partner to read your mind, no matter how close the two of you are or how many years you’ve been together. Couples in healthy relationships are able to speak their minds and ask for what they want and need from their partner.”— Kelsey Borresen, huffpost.com
“Being married for a decade-plus does not mean that romance should be flushed down the toilet.”— Anne Roderique-Jones, self.com
“All I'm saying is that civilization is organized by couples, for better or worse. Frequently worse, I grant you. But there's a reason for it, which is that it's not confusing.”— Victor Levin, Sam Bloom, Frank Langella, imdb.com
“Isn’t that what you couples do? Support each other’s silly dreams?”— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.”— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
“Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced…”— Gabrielle Allan, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“We have Ross Geller and Rachel Green to thank for our modern concept of 'the break' (though hopefully your relationship timeouts are less messy and more clearly defined).”— Brittany Wong, huffingtonpost.com
“She is innocent too — like a baby — and she worships her husband. That is an error! To worship a man is a great mistake — she will find it so. Men are not to be too much loved — no, no.”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, you…”— Tim Urban, amazon.com
“My life is nothing but room for you,’ I said. ‘It could never be filled by anyone but you.”— Kurt Vonnegut, amazon.com